Eyewear Collector Pillows

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

A second monocle.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Rogue elephant

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

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Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'They suit you.'

'Let there be cool.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...