Eccentric Eyewear Collector Pillows

Sear Glasses

Great British Eccentrics.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

The Hooligan.

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The Phyllis Diller Collection

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.