Eccentric Eyewear Collector T-Shirts

Sear Glasses

Great British Eccentrics.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

The Hooligan.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Damien Hirst

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."