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Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Rogue elephant

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'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Let there be cool.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...