Collecting Eyewear T-Shirts

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Hey, two eyes!

These are really cool! I'm taking them off you!

Headless Horseman Glasses

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.