Collecting Sunglasses T-Shirts

'Don't ride into the sunset without yours!'

'I haven't been hit by a single car since I started wearing these.'

I had my eyes dilated.

Blind potato wears sunglasses over his eyes.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Overkill, dude."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The sunglasses.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Snow blind.

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!