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The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Sundial Time

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

Rogue elephant

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I'm in disguise."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

I had my eyes dilated.