Collecting Eyewear Gifts

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Hey, two eyes!

These are really cool! I'm taking them off you!

Headless Horseman Glasses

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'Let there be cool.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."