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'And with every new pair of glasses you get a cool pair of 3D glasses for free'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Rogue elephant

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Let there be cool.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl