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'And with every new pair of glasses you get a cool pair of 3D glasses for free'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Rogue elephant

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'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Let there be cool.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.