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'An optician was having a closing down sale,,,I got the last pair'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

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"Fresh pepper?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

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"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

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'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

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"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Cat with mouse tie.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'