Eccentric Accessories Collector Gifts

'An optician was having a closing down sale,,,I got the last pair'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Pre-Bay

Toe-Tickling Machine

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Butterfly Woman

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Damien Hirst

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Cat with mouse tie.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.