Eccentric Collections T-Shirts

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Pre-Bay

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

He had gobs of money and a trophy wife...

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'