Collecting Accessories T-Shirts

Stylish handknit beanie

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Butterfly Woman

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Old and new technologies

Geeks and their dogs.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'