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Stylish handknit beanie

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Butterfly Woman

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Old and new technologies

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Geeks and their dogs.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'Hot indeed.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'