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Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.