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Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'At lone at last.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.