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Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"You left this on our ship."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

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"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'