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The Thackleys couldn't help but be jealous of the Furmans' new all-terrain stroller.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

New Dad.

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'