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"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"