Eccentric Accessory Lover T-Shirts

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Elton John

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Hooligan.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Snake Dress-Up

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Fruit Bonnet

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Shoe Whore

"Whose tie?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"