Eyewear Aficionado Gifts

'What do you call a pair of ghostly glasses?...Spectre-calls!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Yes, I've been working with bees for a long time. Why do you ask?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Do you like my bling?

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The public was right

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

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