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How are the lenses, can you see ok?

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

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'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

Vicar In Spectacles

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'