Eyewear Specialist Gifts

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

The latest in Eyewear.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Optometrist Humor

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."