Eyeglasses Pillows

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

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'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

The public was right

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'