Eyeglasses Gifts

What do you look like without those unflattering glasses? Angry.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Large print e-book.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

The public was right

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"