Stylish Eyewear Gifts

'Make sure they fit straight!'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The latest in Eyewear.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'They suit you.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Vicar In Spectacles

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'