Fashion Eyewear Gifts

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'They suit you.'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

Vicar In Spectacles

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Postes Modernes

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'No thanks, just squinting.'