Fashion Eyewear Prints

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Vicar In Spectacles

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Postes Modernes

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'Make sure they fit straight!'

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'