Eyeglass Humorist Pillows

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Large print e-book.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'You really do need new glasses!'

Smartphone reads eye chart

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'Thirteen'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Boxer with glasses.

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.