Eyebrow Comedian Pillows

'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Optimist

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

Funeral for a Cartoonist

"Two minutes out of the water and he's already evolvier-than-thou."

Keister Island

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Pick your own fruit - Pick your own nose

Uri Geller's cutlery drawer. All of the spoons in the drawer a bent.

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Boxer with glasses.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"