Eyebrow Artist Pillows

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Have you read the 'head lines?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Movember

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Vincent Van Og.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Clock Tower Shadow

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

How to wear a false moustache.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'You probably don't recognise me-I was clean shaven when you took my order.'

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"You look so different without your beard!"

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

The focus group thinks it's time you got rid of the beard.

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

A Walrus moustache.

How men accessorize

'Shaving takes years off you.'

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"Notice anything different about me?"

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches