Eyebrow Artist T-Shirts

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Movember

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Clock Tower Shadow

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

How to wear a false moustache.

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

'You probably don't recognise me-I was clean shaven when you took my order.'

"You look so different without your beard!"

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

The focus group thinks it's time you got rid of the beard.

A Walrus moustache.

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

'Shaving takes years off you.'

"My great-great-aunt Juanita worked in the circus! She was a bearded lady!"

How men accessorize

1973: Movember

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"Notice anything different about me?"

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches