Wild Eyebrow Aficionado T-Shirts

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Hair Crop Circle

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

A stylized man in pyjamas

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Roadkill Restaurant

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Clock Tower Shadow

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Jumble Sale

Deer Barber

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Beard Wig

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

BARBER

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

Hairy Potter and friend..

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'Sorry I'm late!'