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"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Bearded Leftie.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

"Hair spray"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"It makes you look old."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Bearded old man atop mountain.

My Life in Beards.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'Botox.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.