Brow Perfectionist T-Shirts

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"It's called being preemptive."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Job Security

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

Using a social media app to date

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"It needs a lot of editing."

Social lens of the photojournalist

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Litter BinDesk Organiser

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'