Brow Perfectionist Mugs

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"It's called being preemptive."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Social lens of the photojournalist

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It needs a lot of editing."

Job Security

Using a social media app to date

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Litter BinDesk Organiser

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Don't make me look fat!"