Broom Enthusiast T-Shirts

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

Two children sweeping a doorway

A Sweeping Reform.

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Roses

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Modern Witch Shoppe

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Groovy witch.

Speeding again, Margaret?

Witch's Snowman.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"Probably texting."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"So...you drive stick."

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Florist

I hate when he does that.

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School