Broom Enthusiast Gifts

Two children sweeping a doorway

A Sweeping Reform.

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Roses

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Groovy witch.

Speeding again, Margaret?

"Probably texting."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"So...you drive stick."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Florist

'Sorry you've failed'

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Brookstick Clamp

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School