Broom Masters Gifts

Curling.

"Here we are."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Rocking Witches.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Are you done yet?'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

The Cartoonist's armoury

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Speeding again, Margaret?

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Groovy witch.

Witch's Snowman.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Paul Gaugin

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"So...you drive stick."