Broom Aficionado Gifts

"Do you want the extended warranty?"

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

Gardening#2

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Groovy witch.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Witch's Snowman.

Speeding again, Margaret?

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

'Sorry you've failed'

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

A Sweeping Reform.

I hate when he does that.

Florist

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'