Broom Aficionado Mugs

"Do you want the extended warranty?"

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

Gardening#2

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Speeding again, Margaret?

Groovy witch.

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Florist

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

A Sweeping Reform.

'Sorry you've failed'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Brookstick Clamp

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School