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Curling.

"Here we are."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Are you done yet?'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Groovy witch.

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Speeding again, Margaret?

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Paul Gaugin

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"So...you drive stick."

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