Broom Collector Gifts

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

A snake pretending to be a broom handle

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Employee of the month...

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'This is where I keep my gum.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

Witches

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

Groovy witch.

Speeding again, Margaret?

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

A Witch flies into the Moon.

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

A Sweeping Reform.

'Sorry you've failed'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'