Broom Collector Pillows

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

A snake pretending to be a broom handle

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Employee of the month...

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

Witches

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

Groovy witch.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Witch's Snowman.

Speeding again, Margaret?

Broom Operators Deserve Better

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Probably texting."

"So...you drive stick."

Bad news - you got termites.

A Sweeping Reform.

A Witch flies into the Moon.

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'