Broom Enthusiasts Pillows

Baseball umpire sweeps dirt under home plate.

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

The wool club for mammoths.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Where the Buffalo Comb

Groovy witch.

Speeding again, Margaret?

'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

"Probably texting."

"So...you drive stick."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

A Witch flies into the Moon.

'Sorry you've failed'

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Florist

A Sweeping Reform.