Broom Cupboard Denizens Pillows

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Wine Lovers

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Practical Woodworm...

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Speeding again, Margaret?

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

Groovy witch.

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

A Sweeping Reform.

'Sorry you've failed'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School