Wild Eyebrow Aficionado Mugs

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Hair Crop Circle

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

A stylized man in pyjamas

Trendies, INC

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Deer Barber

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Roadkill Restaurant

Jumble Sale

Clock Tower Shadow

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Beard Wig

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

BARBER

'Sorry I'm late!'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."