Eyebrow Aficionado Mugs

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Nice haircut."

Movember

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

A stylized man in pyjamas

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."