Barbering Aficionado Mugs

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Long shift?'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Adult Barbershop

A stylized man in pyjamas

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Clock Tower Shadow

Georgian head-dress

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Deer Barber

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.