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"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

'About this new eye test card you're designing.'

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Eyebrow Fashion Tips

You should have come in sooner.

Eye Test with Myopic Optician

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

Eye Clinic: If you can't read this you've come to the right place.

'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'