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"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Facial hair continental drift.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

My beard's at the awkward stage.