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"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"It makes you look old."

Beard fails

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Bearded old man atop mountain.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

My Life in Beards.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."