Eye-comedic Pillows

"I replaced every window in my house. Then I discovered I had a crack in my glasses."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Giraffe Selfie

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

University of Hard Knocks

Bubbling

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Boxer with glasses.

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

The Genius Of Camoflage

Fly Eye Chart

Ned Buntz, U.S. Marshall and Frontier Optometrist

'Sorry, I have a picture of a car on the other side.'

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

"Bad dog."

Fly at the Optometrist

'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

Longsighted man searching for his glasses

'Who said that Is there someone there'

"Well Mr Sprake - you're definitely colour blind..."

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."

Nobody likes a detached retina.